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Korea Unplugged

2004-10-02T10:13:00.000-05:00

OK now the truth shall set us all free.

so now for the rest of the story, some important additions, subtractions and major disputations.....

I just realized that the bar in the first night art/standing bar was just that. not for cocktails but was really an art installation/performance piece. The pseudo barstaff were "standing" behind the bar as an art installation they handed us menus as part of the performance and we, as the typical ugly americans, broke the illusion demanded service. no wonder they were flustered. how shameful. We assaulted the hypothetically deconstructed fourth wall, all for the pursuit of booze. luckily we only had one.

OK then we shortly experienced the greatest meal and the worst meal:

now the famous deesperation meal on the floor--it was so great but I do feel I deserve the credit here for the fabulous ham and cheese sandwich/oreos and especially the vodka. Now, the sandwich was once Kate's snack but she was cavalierly ready to throw it away as she wasn't hungrty on the plane, now I've done a fair bit of international travel and it's always a good idea to keep a snack .....just in case.
well, they'll learn. I would have loved to not mention the sandwich and hope they didn't remember but I wouldn't do that to my buds. we lovingly divided it into thirds and savored every bite. I always carry vodka. always.

No mention of the coffee girls who ride one the motorcycles and deliver coffee with or without sex--interesting combo/pick=-me-up. starbucks could offer latte with a lay
of note on the atm's when we would get one to work they were of course in korean so we couldn't really use them, trying desperately to guess which button to push, dangerous when dealing with one's bank account--might be a purge button or send all to the widows of the war fund.

the coca-cola was so amazing we drank and drank. it had to be real sugar instead of the pathetic high fructose corn syrup that we now accept as sugar. how sad.

yes the squid was frightening in its horribleness--it wasn't fried ( and klepto is spelled with a K....)
it seemed to have been flattened maybe by a large construction machine--whole squid with tentacles and eyes, etc and then hung for a very long time. I wish I had been bold enough to take it home to hang upon my wall as a souvenir. it was beautiful in its inedibleness. I did try. I couldn't cut it with utensils so I ripped a tiny piece off and tried to leave it in my mouth long enough to chew it but it was too fishy. ah well, I tried. No lovely 1/3 of a ham and cheese to fall back on.

I'm writing this from London where I'm visiting a great firiend who's kind've run away but is stil sort've working. He has a new very sparse apartment where every day the first thing he sees is a sparkling glass covered 30 story dildo on thee horizon. London is a strange place.

More Korea tomorrow

all rise for the queen

2004-07-24T04:21:00.000-05:00

rumor is gene could use a little viagra. i'm not one to tell tales but I have actually heard the act and it weren't pretty. ooh low blow. evil laugh from the evil knitgrrrrl. yes it was a long time ago. you were drunk, i wasn't. now you wouldn't be drunk and i would be oor something like that, right?????????

anyway. I have been on hiatus. remember when shows went on hiatus and didn't just endlessly rerun or just didn't justhave weird cycles of reruns with occasional new shows scattered among endless reruns. where was i. oh yearh, hiatus.

I found out my first comment on a post was deleted by an administrator which is a little creepy. first of all that we are all monitored. creepy and i suppose good althoughi consider myself a free speech advocate and am not generally afraid of bad language or much i'd rather know what was so awful that it was taken off the so-called "air". there mustbe certain words or phrases that trigger admin involvement--it's really creepy to contemplate. obviously i was making homosexual jokes at my buddy genes expense so i assume the comment was a rude and maybe bad gay bashing comment. probably deserved to be quashed but I'd rather be allowed to see it and not worry about what it said. there's a weird free-flowing anonymity to the web that does let out the freaks but as long as it all stays on the page it's ok. maybe that's naive and the real freaks rev themselves up to action the more they write and are read. anyway. my first comment and it apparently was a doozey

thanks to all the aother commentersl especially to the one who quoted the glorious maggie estep

btw i was in a viagra study for women briefly. the weird thing was you had to take the pill like 30 minutes before sex so it was always like kind've a planned event with this diary thing. pretty funny especially waiting the 30 minutes. have a cup of tea, read the paper, check the clock, have a pee, check the clock, wash tea cup, check clock, pet the cat (not a euphemism) check the clock, check e-mail, time-up--good to go. oh yeah--I think I I had viagra not placebo cuz i felt this funny warm sensation everywhere, not really much else but maybe it was just placebo anyways i won't bore y'sall with anymore details but the planning was a bit odd

OH, hiatus, parental visit sweet old drunks that they are we consumed mass quantities of liquor and food, they refuse sight seeing of any kind,. all they want to do is eat seafood and drink. no prob. we demolished lobsters one nightt. I forced my 82 year old mother to fry chicken for me one night. fabulous

well i was hoping to post a pix but i can't find the program i need so...
i'll leave you with a fun web site check out the last link especially for dog owners the sun's up so guess i'll go to bed

my first comment.....and yet not

2004-07-14T20:13:00.001-05:00

there was a comment yesterday and I clicked and clicked and then there was this trash can and then i was told the comment was deleted. was it just a dream? it was posted by anonymous. as a porn afficionado anonymous is one of my faves so I was particularly excited and then oh so sad when there was no comment. please come back comment person.

do you get the impression that my life is rather small

well, duh

Mr. Cawley goes to Washington

2004-07-11T18:35:00.000-05:00

Hey

Well, I think it's so interesting that Mr. Gene has been so political of late--writing about the search for the VP. It is unusual since as a convicted felon we know he isn't able to vote. I know, I know, he'll say it was thrown out on a " technicality" but that's just bullshit.
I know that Daddy Cawley is a great buddy of the Cheney's and they helped suppress most of the story but I KNOW about the crippled child and even the dead litter of puppies that he never talks about. I even have the pix of him saying a poignant goodbye to the man that called him "be-atch" in the stir. Look at their faces and you can't tell me that the attention of his roomie in the cell-block was so unwanted...

I can't confirm but I do believe he still sees this guy periodically, and I think Kate even approves. Menage a tra la la

Note the lovely pasty skin, I think you can gauge the sentence by the color of the skin.

indy day news

2004-07-04T11:01:00.000-05:00

what a grand and glorious day

my so-called friends sent me a cake, I think that's what it was supposed to be, it scares me. Kate and Gene don't know much about the kitchen except when it comes to mixing vodka and anything--I know when they've run out of mixes they've reosrted to mixing vodka with anythin gthey've had on hand, pickle juice, pasta sauce, even lemon joy once but I think they learned that wasn't a good idea.anyway, this came in the mail as an apology for just being them

it looks like The Blob and may in fact continue to grow and take over the world if left untouched. My camera was also afraid. you see how it would not focus. after repeated attempts at focus I realized the thing exists in a type of parallel universe where the edges are not really sharp. it exists really only in the peripheral vision. If I don't post again please alert the authorities...
and call my mom. she lives in Iowa under the name of knitmom. just tell her the blob ate her daughteron Independence Day. sounds like a great sci fi flick or a springsteen song

hmmmm.
well I'm feeling benevolent enough to not hate bakedziti today just kind've a scalding sneer . thanks for the cakoid thing guys. and happy birthday little country of ours

wonderfulness my ASSociation

2004-07-03T21:35:00.000-05:00

Now, Gene and I have talked about the Beatles a lot, he talks about them pretty much enlessly and anyone who knows Gene knows he hates them--he named his cat YOKO for god's sake in honor of the woman who broke them into pieces--he dances on Lennon's grave once a year so the Kerry comment was pretty weird, even for him besides, you know he's been a bushman for years and I don't just mean his personal hygeine and taste in clothes.

short work tonight but I'll be back soon

God, I love porn

2004-07-01T00:32:00.000-05:00

well, I really do, now I'm just learning how to link and I'm not sophisticated enough to know how to html in the middle of a post but I'm REALLY proud that I figured out how to post the links on the right

OK, it would have taken 3 monkeys in a room with a mac about the same amount of time to figure it out but I get distracted...
Oh, bytw the first link is from the surrealism server, maybe I'll post the link later, it's got the original surrealist games and lots of cool stuff. actually if you just take off the games part it'll take you back to home...now back to previous distraction....

Check out vegporn.com, especially for the June 5th post. the tragic discovery about Amber. tsk tsk. so glad they checked two sources. Now, check out the model section for Jennie and you tell me why I can't get a date. I can get a glove.

I don't know how I stumbled on this site--I am just a wanderer--there are many sites I can't share but this was just too funny. Poor Amber.

This was just a small diversion from hating the zits--

oh goody, the gloves come off

2004-06-30T18:26:00.000-05:00

so gene has spoken and interestingly by insulting the fact that I have cats--well, back when
and I mean when we WERE friends he liked my cats and in fact he and his pseudo-wife (see last post) got a cat cuz they liked mine so much. they never loved her. it's a tragedy, ignored and unloved she became a timid and rather shall we say, uh, difficult creature, my cats finally kicked her little ass and she never visited Boston again.

there was a strange incident that is best probably left unknown Three cats alone in a bathroom--I stand firmly behind my cats that whatever they did to the poor thing was necessary as she had not been a nice kitty during the visit but I do admit she has never been the same. They left no marks other than psychological. well, a moment of silence on that sad note. tick tick tick

now back to the general hatred
OK, their poor unloved cat that they used to DRUG with weird shit just cuz they could. oh it was awful.

SO don't talk to me about cats mr. man I know all about yours. She comes to me crying for affection in the night
oh I just can't go on I'm too sad, but I will be back

more lies and the lying liars etc

2004-06-29T19:38:00.000-05:00

well, you know I got distracted the other day and didn't get a chance to finish with all the reasons I hate them. you know they (gene and Kate) claim they're married but they snuck off to some weird foreign country like new guinea or something like that and had some kinky outdoor ceremony--anyway another likely story what was that? witness marriage protection program? How can you send a toaster to new tasmania or wherever the fuck it was? very unamerican

and furthermore...
what's up with the obscure death notices? I'm going to start posting other important deaths like the death of the guy that played third oboe in my high school band--if only he'd just die

and no when I say obscure i'm not talking about ray charles you morons

just a short comment about the photo section
didn't know gene was such a pedophile
Did know he was a drunk

well, I'm tired, deeply tired of the whole burnedziti schtick, may the whole pan burn in hell

god i hate them

2004-06-27T11:00:00.000-05:00

they are such liars!!!

I just foundthe web site of my "friend" Gene and I can't believe all the lies and crap. I was at their table at rasputin and Linda didn't want a prix fixe restaurant--she wanted a tasting menu--god that's not even the same thing!!!Jesus. By the way Gene suppposedly studied Russian in College so you can see what kind of an education the guy has--he couldn't even figure out how to say hello and he was afraid, I mean AFRAID of the vodka. like he might sppill it all over the table or something. and hey it wasn't my fault cuz it was fucking dark, OK.

You try pouring for everyone in the dark, and get your own bottle next time. He didn't even mention that the Madonna medley was a clog dance, how could he even leave that out--He was so busy looking at the tits that he didn't notice the clogs? what a freakin' guy, huh????

By the way, I asked the great computer man what a trackback was--well it's listed on every entry and he doens't know, the great java man doens't know--yeah great java man like in hoax. the web site is one major hoax. i just hate them

Oh and then there's the crumb cake, like I forced it down her throat. let me tell you--SHE went to the counter and picked it out, miss fucking dressing on the side picked her own dessert and ate every bite. Telepathically what am I coaxing you to do right now baby, yeah that's right, so do it twice!!!

MOre later I need another drink...yeah it's early, you want to make something of it

just bite me